Here at The Trading Post we have been checking out some online reviews for some of our most popular products, as posted on the websites of some of the UK’s biggest supermarkets. We’ve then compiled the results, to give us a near-scientific meta-score of these reviews. At the same time we’ve had a look at some of our favourite reviews and tried to make some overall sense of what people are thinking… Furthermore, we are starting with an Easter Special, so there’s quite a lot of chocolate in there.
Cadbury Mini Eggs Easter Eggs
Sainsbury’s: 4.8 stars (6 reviews)
Tesco: 1.6 stars (8 reviews)
Asda: 4 stars (25 reviews)
Morrisons: No reviews
Average Score: 3.6 stars (out of 5)
Review Highlights:
Who’s does like a mini egg
I've always loved Cadbury Mini Eggs, and this 97g pack is the perfect treat! The chocolate is smooth and creamy, with that signature crunchy sugar shell that makes them so addictive. The portion size is just right for a snack or sharing (if you can resist eating them all yourself!).
What really stands out is the value for money—you're getting high-quality Cadbury chocolate at a great price. Whether for Easter or just a sweet treat, these mini eggs never disappoint. Highly recommend!
Sainsbury’s website (5 stars)
TP: Firstly, you have to love the title, and wonder exactly what went wrong with their processing of apostrophes. We have to assume they mean “who doesn’t like a mini egg?” They follow this with the most formal review of any product I think I’ve seen on one of the supermarket websites. This person LOVES mini eggs, but it also makes them sound like an employee of either Cadbury or Sainsbury’s. You’ve got to appreciate the effort here. This is a STRONG 5 stars.
Perfect
Perfect size and love the mini eggs inside. Very good quality.
Sainsbury’s website (4 stars)
TP: This person has titled their review “perfect,” said the size is “perfect” and that they “love” the mini eggs. They’ve then given it four stars (out of five). This suggests a general lack of understanding over the abstract concept of perfection and perhaps a worrying underappreciation of love. Still, keep hold of the idea that these eggs are the perfect size…
Disgusted at price and size!
I was so shocked when this arrived in my shopping order I even asked the chap that delivered them to check if they had been given by mistake. I was expecting two medium size Easter egg's not two small one's. They are the same size egg's as the small one's from last year and yet Tesco have got them as medium. I understand that prices have gone up but this is past a joke!
Tesco website (2 stars)
TP: The Tesco reviews have significantly lower scores than Sainsbury’s reviews and this seems to be primarily due to there being an “M” in the picture displayed on the Tesco website. People have apparent collectively decided two things, firstly that this “M” indicates that the Easter Eggs are “medium-sized” and, secondly, that these Mini Egg Easter Eggs are not “medium.” It’s a bit weird because, as far as we’re aware, there is no objective measure of Easter Eggs where “medium” is a universally recognised size. There is also a picture which appears to show the size of the egg with mini eggs as a reference and the weight (97g) is in the title. Despite these clues, people have (independently but simultaneously) decided that these are not “M” eggs and THAT IS A BIG PROBLEM. Aside from the product review, the apostrophe issue has arisen again with Cadbury Mini Egg Easter Eggs. I always enjoy a misplaced apostrophe.
absolutely amazing banging
i love it so much the easter egg is awesome no matter the size and ignore the 1 star reviews from people
Tesco website (5 stars)
TP: This Tesco review is just calling out everyone who has given a 1 star review. This reviewer is happy to buck the trend and their complete lack of punctuation makes the review seem all the more genuine. This person is bring much-needed joy to the Tesco website.
Can’t beat an easter egg!
Although you don't get as much for your money, i still enjoy these as you get the chocolate and the mini eggs
Asda website (4 stars)
TP: Had to include this one as it has an awesome (and surely intentional) pun in the title. Well done reviewer. Well done.
More Card
Morrisons website
TP: This is not actually a review, rather a very strange thing that Morrisons have on their website. Where Tesco have put an “M” on their displayed picture (sending their reviewing customers into meltdown), Morrisons have somewhat-cryptically put a small green banner declaring “More Card.” The picture is apparently suggesting that one of the main selling points, or benefits, of these Easter Eggs is “more card.” What does that mean? Do I want more card? Where is this card? What is the purpose of the card? Unfortunately there are no reviews on this product on the Morrisons site, so we don’t know what people think about the card situation. You can guarantee that if Tesco had suggested the egg contained “more card” there would be endless people saying that there isn’t enough card, that the card is overpriced and that there was much more card in their Easter eggs when they were a child… all whils’t s’praying apostrophes’ randomly th’roughout.
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